May 2012
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“Slow pan over a 3D rendered Times Square, cue Kanye West song.”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via ophiucha)
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Gamers: So you're not showing anything new at E3 this year.
Valve: What's that?
Gamers: E3... the huge video game expo?
Valve: I don't understand the words you're using. E....th-- three? What's that? Italian?
Gamers: No... it's the number after 2?
Valve: WHAT WITCHCRAFT IS THIS YOU SPEAK OF? I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR HIGHER MATH. AWAY WITH YE, DEVIL SPAWN.
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today is one of those days where i'll have like...
probably television tbh.
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Kayla: D: D:
Kayla: R2D2 IS SUCH A DICK THO
Kayla: I ALREADY HATE HIM
me: ummm, I think you mean C3P0?
Kalya: NO I MEAN THAT UPPITY GOOD FOR NOTHING WHITE AND BLUE GARBAGE CAN
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I WENT TO A PARTY TONIGHT.
AND I CALLED SHAYLA AT 10:30 TO SEE IF THE PARTY WAS STILL GOING.
I MEAN OBVIOUSLY BECAUSE 10:30 IS PRETTY LATE AND YOU KNOW… PEOPLE NEED TO SLEEP.
ANYWAY
SHE WAS SUPER SARCASTIC AND I UNDERSTAND, BUT GURL PLEASE….
I FELL ASLEEP DURING 21 JUMPSTREET WHILE KNITTING LAST WEEK. AT LIKE 9PM SO WHATEVS.
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at the avengers premiere
Guy dressed as Thor: THIS SEAT IS BROKEN. ANOTHER.
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